May nakita ka na ba o napanood na tao na napapangiti bigla sa kabila ng kawalan? Ito ang mga taong ngumi-ngiti nalang ng biglaan habang mag-isa, nasa kwarto na nakahiga o kung saan man lugar at tulala.

Ang akala niyo ba'y sa mga pelikula, telebisyon o sinehan mo lang makikita ang mga ganitong kaganapan, isang malaking pagkakamali. Nakakatuwa ang makakita ng isang taong ganito at mas lalong nakakatuwa kung ikaw mismo ang taong iyon.

Hindi malayong mangyari sa iyo ang ganitong pangyayari. Kung ikaw ay mag-isa sa bahay, kainan, kwarto o kama, di mo maiiwasan mag-isip ng mga nangyayari sa buhay mo. Natural lang ito sa normal na tao na nabubuhay sa mundo. Ito ang mga uri ng taong may damdamin at may pag-ibig sa kapwa, kaibigan o may syota na di makalimutan kahit bigo na talaga.

Di mo maitatanggi na nangyayari sa iyo ito. Alam mo din na mukha kang tanga kapag bigla mo napansin na nakangiti ka na pala habang malayo ang tingin, at buti nalang walang ibang tao na nakakakita sa iyo. Minsan nga nakalabas pa mga ngipin mo sa sobrang kaligayahan. Kung hindi nangyayari sa iyo ito, KINGINA KA, wala kang damdamin, wala kang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa buhay mo. Isa kang sanitary napkin, basura sa mundo, magbigti ka na. Ang sarap mong kainan ng Balut sa face. Oo, tama ang nabasa mo, kakainan kita.. ng Balut sa face.


So this epic story happened last Sunday when I was in Harbor Square along with some of my friends. We were just having a good time drinking and talking about some stuffs. I’m getting in two bottles of Gilbey’s Gin Premium and then I invited Kiko and Thogz to accompany me to KFC because I want to eat something that would lessen my amats.
Then when we got there, I remember that our order was composed of California Maki Twister and a mashed potato for me, HotShots for Thogz, and a bowl of mushroom soup for Kiko. I’m having fun eating and the two of them were in front of me. And they started to talk about some stuffs and Kiko was almost finished in his soup though he didn’t eat the mushrooms only the soup.
Anyway, I’m almost finished with my meal with 1/3 of it is left. Just then I decided to go to the restroom just to pee and I ask them to guard my meal since I’m not yet finished.
And then when I came back, the epic event happened. My California Maki Twister was GONE!! I thought they’re just making fun of me but they’re not. I ask them where did it go but they don’t know. Then we all conclude that the waiter picked it up. And then I was in awe and shocked you know. It was my last bite but then I wasn’t able to eat it! When that happened, I said a lot of words like ‘shit’, ‘putang-ina’, ‘fuck’ and then I was unstoppable.
I also posted that on my BBM saying, “1/3 of my KFC’s California Maki Twister was taken by the waiter when I was in the bathroom. And that’s my meal and it’s the last bite already!!! Aarrghhh!!”
So that happened and I still can’t get over it. I must go to KFC as soon as possible to recover that feeling again of being full and satisfied with what you ate. And I’m going to order that Twister again.
It’s so fucking awesome that it really flew!